Colonel Sanders has got to be turning in his grave. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has gone soft with this nonsense of Kentucky Grilled Chicken. My Kentucky Grilled Chicken review is simple: You don’t need biscuits to soak up the grease, if there is no grease.
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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the [...]
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Another great Heineken commercial! Attempting to find life the Dutch set up a bar on a planet during space exploration. Great way to attract aliens.
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco’s when the man picks up a crate of Stella beer and sticks them into the trolley
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife ‘They’re on offer, only 10 for 24 cans’, he says
“Put them back. We can’t afford it,” says the wife and they carry on shopping…
A [...]
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Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and [...]
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When dogs need their masters to provide more “walks”, dogs take matters into their own paws by hiding their masters’ Heinekens.
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Gina returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told her husband that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her. Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Gina went to him again, and said, “Honey, now I only [...]

