An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. 
 
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
 
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
 
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
 
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

This is pretty funny stuff.  It’s worth checking out, just incase you find yourself in a bad situation at a playground.

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 While rant mails can be annoying at times, I love this one below on that bum Chavez.  Deals with Chavez, CITGO and his new named gas stations… Petro Express.  Chavez, aka the Greasy Venezuelan Water Bison thinks his pretty slick.  I have 3 words for you Chavez:  “PUMP THESE NUTS”.  Read more…

This was sent to Unleashed recently: 
In an effort to stimulate this curently sagging economy, the Bush Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate. There may be other amounts depending on individual circumstances.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. Read more…

This has been an age old myth.  Science proves it is OK to “get it on” the night before a game. I think it’s a good idea.  Better get it the night before.  If you play bad in the game, you may not be getting any.

I’m sick of hearing the same old cr#p on dieting.  Everyone has a new twist and as my pants get tighter and tighter I get more and more annoyed.  There is an article from Yahoo Health on Volumetrics, the latest cure to chunkiness.  “Eat more weigh less” my ass!  Here are some excerpts with Unleashed comments: Read more…