I’m really blinded by the rage with these stupid f#ckin tip cups popping up all over the place. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE and there is no stopping them.

Picture this. You are at Krishna Donuts on Oak Tree Road in Edison, you order a Boston Cream and a bottle of water. Krishna himself is serving you and the bill rings up to $2.20 USD. You hand Krishna $3 and the change comes back. Now there is 80 cents left and Krishna is looking for a piece of it. So much he actually taps the tip cup to give you a bit of encouragement. WHY WOULD I TIP YOU. You have done next to nothing and yet a tip is required. At least if I ordered coffee with cream and sugar, and you had to stir it, there might be some entitlement, but not in my donut parlor!

Things are going to far. Ice cream parlors have “College Fund” tip cups. Cute little girls serve ice cream and jingle the cup. Yeah, I’m really glad I had a part in little Betsy paying for Yale. Airport snack bars, pizza shops, sandwhich shops, convenience stores, Ethiopian restaurants, hungarian restuarants, Epcot center.  I sh#t you not, I was at a Dutch market the other day and the Amish had a tip cup up at the pretzel stand.  “Save the Oxen” fund was written on it. Read more…

Often strange things happen when traveling. On a recent trip to San Fran Unleashed hit some bars and met some wild people. NO… they were not gay bars. In any case, after a few beverages, in casual conversation, we started inquiring what characters people would sleep with.

Now questioning guys is easy, but bringing this up to girls is a little more complex. Some biatches were totally flabbergasted on this question and declined to answer. BUT… after a few drinks a group of college chicks (pretty smashed) came back to respond to this deep question.

One was a Japanese girl. This may be common knowledge, but if not, there are a ton of Asians in the Bay Area. The other girls started blabbing out some stupid characters that I dare not disgrace this blog with. But this Japanese girl, (who I swore would not give her name), wanted to get it on with Snoopy.

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 Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two 1/4 lb.* patties of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with two slices of American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste. Go on, obsess a little.”

Yes that’s the Baconator, 830 calories and over 50 grams of fat, add some fries and it’s a chunky man’s surf and turf. It’s a beast of a sandwich, redefining burger technology and cutting down the pig population in one swoop. There is 6 strips of bacon on this thing… and believe me they are not girlie pieces. They are full, delicious, greasy pieces.

A heart attack waiting to happen…. That’s so cliché. This sandwich ain’t goin to hit you that quickly… its far to advanced. This thing is going to give you a stroke, but in about 5 years. It will sit in your stomach for years and then wait to strike. And when it does the strain on your bowels will cut the blood supply to your brain and presto… stroke.

Well it’s 5 years a way so let’s talk about the taste. I loved it, hey it’s only my opinion but I thought it was great. Now it was a tad salty, but of course I ordered the large size meal deal so I had a 49 oz soda to wash it down.

Overall I urge to public and all other fellow chunky brethren to get to Wendy’s and wolf one of these beasts down.

What a load of cr#p!!! First off this woman has more money than God, she adopts a dog (too cheap to buy one), then she does
invest some money to train the little monster but gives up on the poor little pooch, pawning it
off on some other unsuspecting family.

JUST KEEP THE F#CKING DOG!!!

What could the dog had done to get kicked out:

- attacked and destroyed Ellen’s double headed d#ldo.
- was caught watching Oprah instead of Ellen’s stupid show
- told Ellen to “try wearing a dress once in awhile”. You can be a lesbian, but just to let you know.. you a are still a woman.
- Iggy was showing interest in girl dogs - hence could turn out straight

Pay someone to watch him (Iggy - the dog’s Christian name). Instead this huge mess is caused… but how can it be such a huge mess?

Now being this woman has all the money in the world, could’t you pay for this little problem to go away. Perhaps a generous donation to the
animal association. We have stars that just throw down some cash and take actual children from countries, yet we can’t get a dog back.

I am appalled. This is TV at its worst.

This is what my last stewardess looked like. OK maybe I’m being a tad harsh, but the airline industry has got to do something. I keep hearing about the old days when flight attendants… for lack of a better word… were f#cking hot. Now it seems as if the airline industry and society has said it’s OK to be a Den Mother, a Grandmother, overweight, and at times just plain right nasty and yet still be a Stewardess. But like I said I’m being a little harsh, I have had some good looking flight attendants but often if their looks are good then their personality is that of a Wilder Beast. And then there’s the ultimate insult. You get Big Foot’s Aunt and she is also a bitch. Please, the equation should always be ugly = extra nice when in the service industry. Read more…

                                 

 Allow me to comment on the article below. This is f#cking hysterical. Ching gets caught selling a tree, and decides to bribe by cooking dog. Yet, Ching, apparently set the oven too high and the mutt bursts into flames.

A little advice to those cooking dogs.

- Perhaps try Labrador as opposed to the ever growing popular Shitzu for your recipe
- Keep the oven on low and continually check
- Poke holes in dog to ensure heat does not build up and expload
- STOP COOKING AND EATING DOGS!!!!!!!!

“Flaming dog meat sets Chinese school afire”
(Reuters)
Updated: 2006-07-21 18:16
A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said on Friday.
Ten classrooms containing televisions, computers, printers and textbooks burnt down, leaving nearly 100 children unable to go to school, the Beijing Youth Daily said.
The headmaster, in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang, sold off a 1,000-tree arboretum surrounding the school on the sly, the newspaper said.
“In order to get the teachers not to tell anyone what he had done, on the afternoon of May 16, headmaster Meng got friends to obtain two dogs, which they proceeded to kill on the school grounds,” the report said.
“He then told the teachers they would have dog meat to eat that afternoon,” it added.
But the plan went awry when the dog being baked burst into flames and set fire to the school’s main office and then the classrooms.
The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan (677 pounds) and suggested he be fired, the newspaper said.