The villain, Kmart, the victim, Mary Bach, the issue – tax on toilet paper.  Let me tell you Mary Bach is one old tough bird.  Apparently Bach got charge $4.27 on her Angel Soft toilet paper, when she should have got charged $3.99.  This being a difference of $.28….due to the unnecessary tax. 

Now Kmart has got to know better.  When you see some old lady coming into your store… she’s probably in her 70s, thick glasses, holding a wad of coupons… you don’t charge her tax on toilet paper.  You pull that sh#t on some doppy college kids coming in, maybe a bachelor… or to be really safe, a blind person.

Old Woman Bach took this sh#t to heart and decided to sue.  She’s suing for $100 plus court fees.  Better bust out Erin Brockovich on this one.

I’m not busting Bachs chops here…believe me this is the type of thing my mom would pull.  

Read article:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07278/823039-28.stm

KHARTOUM, Sudan - Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad.”
This is a follow up from a post on 11.29.07 entitled “British teacher names bear Muhammed – I Smell Jihad!”     

                                                                                                                                                                                        
HOLY SH#T!  Sudan is out of control.  I totally respect anyone’s God and religion (providing you are not trying to kill  infadels), but this is going just a bit too far.  Quick synopsis, British teacher was arrested in Sudan for her students naming a class teddy bear Muhammed…. I repeat… naming a teddy bear Muhammed.    There was turmoil at first, some strict punishments were being thrown around and then they sentenced the woman to 15 days in jail.  Now some Sudanians or Sudanese are on a complete tirade.         

               
Some Sundanists are calling for her execution.  That’s right, they want HER DEAD!  My big question, does the bear get it too? Her kids in class picked the f#cking name!  They are Muslim and should know better.  Parents of these kids should teach them properly not to name a teddy bear God.    Some Sudanators are saying the teacher purposely named the bear Muhammed to disgrace the religion.                                                                                                                                                                                                              

                
All I know I’m praying for this teacher Gibbons.  She’s in jail and has an angry, angry mob outside… waiting to kill her.  It may not be all of Sudan, but it only takes one angry mob it kill you.  ALL OVER A STUFFED BEAR!                                                                                            
Going old school movies here… send Chuck Norris and Delta Force and get her out.                     
Read article:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071130/ap_on_re_af/sudan_british_teacher

This is hysterical. Pamela says she’s tired and plans to retire in another 5 years. She says she gets offers to do movies all the time, but she drives her agent nuts, because she says “no” all the time.

WHAT MOVIES? Barb Wire II. There was some other cr#p recently…. Blonde and Blonder. OH give me a break. I know the movies she’s been making lately that have made her tired. They involve bathroom stalls and alot of heavy breathing. WE’RE NOT TALKIN DISNEY films here.

In any case, we still have Pam for another 5 years, and then we’ll deal with the loss.  I can still relieve myself to old Bay Watch episodes.

Check out the article: http://tinyurl.com/23ot6l

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$299.95!!!!  The cost alone is stressful!  This is another SkyMall specialty.  This thing says you put your finger in the machine and watch waves on the screen and “poof”, stress is gone.
OK let’s take a standard day.  Power goes out so your alarm does not go off and you miss that crucial 8 AM work meeting. Your loving boss goes on the mother of all tirades and gives you his standard (once a month) soliloquy on how you are running a thin line… your work is poor etc, etc.
You leave your boss’ office and get a call from your darling wife.  She is on her standard (once a week) WAR PATH.  Apparently you left laundry on the floor in the morning, and instead of her just picking it up, she thought it more suiting to blast you.

On the way home your transmission blows out on the 3 mile stretch of highway that you DON’T get cell phone reception on.  So now you need to walk to get phone reception and get a tow.  Well you get three miles and you call your cell phone company… which you have Road Side assistance with, BUT… to save $4.00 a month, your wife cancelled that service and so now you are f#cked!  Moving ahead 10 hours you get home and you ARE PISSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDD!!!

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“KHARTOUM, Sudan - A British teacher has been charged with inciting hatred, insulting religion and showing contempt of religious beliefs after her class named a teddy bear Muhammad, state media said on Wednesday.” Full article below from msnbc

Well like mom always said, the British don’t know how to name their teddy bears. The just of this story is some poor British teacher (Gibbons) in Sudan named a teddy bear Muhammed, which is a very common Muslim name, but a parent found out and went ape sh#t. Apparently, it is an insult to name an animal the prophet’s name.

BUT it appears the teacher did not name the bear. They had a bear in the class and the kids voted on it. Other name choices were Abdullah and Hassan. WHAT WERE THESE KIDS THINKING??? How can you choose Muhammed over Hassan. If I had a teddy bear and residing in Sudan, I would have went with Hassan.So now all hell is breaking out. They have all sorts of ambassadors and officials from Sudan and Britain working things out. She could go to jail or get a whipping of 40 lashes. Wait a minute, as I’m writing this now, something has come to my head. “IT’S A F#CKING TEDDY BEAR!!!!!!!!!”

Well I got to tell you, this teacher has got bigger problems than jail or whipping. Dude her career is screwed. Let’s see Ms. Gibbons try to get a teaching job anywhere else once Read more…

Oh chunky brethrens, once again there is another solution to our weight dilemmas.  There is now the Radical FAT PATCH. 

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WHAT????????  I get a little nervous when I hear sh#t like “bypasses liver and intestinal system”.  I’m no doctor but something sounds fishy. Read more…