Have you ever seen a McDonald’s tray bend?
I am no stranger to McDonalds. As a matter of fact I’m anxiously awaiting an easy pass for the drive through there. But to be honest, when I go the Mc Ds, I like to get into the place and absorb the atmosphere. I mean I get into it. First I walk by the fry pit… I breath in the heavenly scent of the oil and fries. I then head to the bathroom, wash out my nose, and then go back for the burger pit. WHAT I’M GETTING AT… I am a little pig and I love Mc Donalds.
Well today I saw a Momma Pig at the establishment. Some chick…. Oh about 225 lbs dry, 235 wet, had a tray overloaded with food. I swear to god, the tray was bending in the middle. In my millions of trips to McDonalds, I have never in my life seen a tray bending. Tray’s manufactured in China…perhaps… or just a huge order. THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
Now I thought this was for her and her friends, but when she asked her friends to get their food, there was only one dude who grabbed a fry (small order) from the tray. The rest was hers. This is something us chunky dudes would be proud of, but a little embarrassing for a chick.
That’s a lot of beef… both in food and her.