If you are under 22 years old, not on a diet and not an Olympic athlete, you should not be eating a salad at McDonalds.

I saw some kid today with a mohawk eating a salad.  A SALAD!  The kid was skinny too (probably cause he eats salads) but regardless, what is wrong with the youth of today?  You go to McDonalds for BURGERS, perhaps some chicken (rat/pigeon/aardvark) nuggets and if you want to eat healthy you go with the Mc FISH.  But not a salad.

What is the point?  Frank Rudolph McDonalds would roll over in his grave.  (I just made that up…don’t know the actual name of McDonalds creator).

In any case…is it gay to order a salad at McDonalds?  Probably not but it’s just
Un- American.