O’Malley and sheep - great Irish joke

omalleysheepemail.jpgO’Malley was talking to some young lads at the local pub, ranting as usual.  The just of his rant was that he was not appreciated.

“Lads” O’Malley said.  “You see the Well down at the town square?  I made that over the course of five years.  It took a lot of sweat and effort but I made it all on my own.  BUT, do you hear anyone call me O’Malley the well maker”.

“And the picket fence that runs all along the town.  It took me years to build and paint, BUT you don’t hear anyone call me O’Malley the fence maker. ”

“And this bar we stand before as we drink this wonderful stout.  It took me four greuling years to build, and yet you don’t hear anyone call me O’Malley the bar maker.”

“But get caught f#cking one sheep…….”

11 Responses to “O’Malley and sheep - great Irish joke”

  1. AngryMan Says:

    LOL!!!! Too funny! I love non PC humor!

  2. Mick Says:

    Funny shit but don’t make fun of the IRISH… bitch Troll

  3. The Sheep Says:

    You wouldn’t be laughing if it was your wool covered ass he screwed!

  4. CAT Says:

    Have another you Irish pricks!

  5. Tony Says:

    Irish hit whiskey and sheep…sounds accurate

  6. Jabba Says:

    Sheep sex…ALWAYS FUNNY.

  7. BigK Says:

    Did he shear her after?

  8. O'Toole Says:

    I take it O’Malley doesn’t like his women shaved!

  9. Mick Says:

    Tony…you sound like an Italian she-dog. You guys fuck your 2nd cousins

  10. gr8Ape Says:

    Sick, sick, sick

  11. Tony Says:

    You Irish fuck your priests

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