Smoke-Free Bitches in U.S. out of control
There is new breed of women in the United States that are weak… or just huge pain in the asses. I don’t like smoke, I don’t like to be around smoke and so I AVOID places where there is a lot of smoke. BUT… what I do realize is there are times you may come across smoke and you may need to bear with it for a little time. For example, you are walking into a restaurant and there’s someone smoking outside. So you walk through the smoke cloud for about 3 seconds and then you are done.
This new breed of women is the “Smoke-Free” bitches. You don’t find these women in Europe (of course they smoke two packs a day) but you got them here in America. These are the women that can’t stand to be around smoke for even a millisecond. If someone is smoking 125 yards from them they start whining and moaning. Well actually whining and moaning would be OK… to be more accurate they outright start BITCHING. And not to anyone else but YOU. “I can’t believe that person… why do they have to smoke?” WOMAN… the dude is on the other side of the highway. “Yeah but I can still smell it”.
Oh and there’s always some “medical” reason behind it. “It bothers my eyes, I have allergies, it irritates my throat.” Here’s one other possible reason…. YOU ARE A PRINCESS. If a person lights up next to you in a closed area I can see a complaint, but if they outside and a reasonable distance… give me a break.
In conclusion, people have the right to smoke and the government has restricted them virtually everywhere. So you don’t have to deal with smoke in stores, restaurants, bars etc. A little drop of smoke will not kill you. The fumes from cars in the parking lots you shop at constantly will!
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
smokers should be exhiled to another planet. BUT these bitches as you put it should be exhiled to another planet
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Hey Bistro…grow a set. you probably only smoke some dudes poll. try a cigar some time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I’m not a smoker…BUT YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU START BANNING THINGS! Personally, I’d like it if restaurants had No Children Sections. I don’t like SUV’s either, but I wouldn’t ban them or prevent people from buying them. IF WE START BANNING ALL THE CRAP PEOPLE DON’T LIKE…IT’LL NEVER END AND WE’LL ALL WIND UP WITHOUT ANY FREEDOMS!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:04 am
why don’t smokers just smoke it inside their mouth so they can smoke all to their freedom instead of exhaling it to everyone? i guess some people like to smell other people’s farts!
January 4th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Good post but read my blog and u will probably have a new perspective on No Smoking…
Stephen Barth, Founder of HospitalityLawyer.com, Challenges the Industry to Go Non-Smoking
January 4th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
hey hospitality lawyer, i read and watched your video, it was hilarious! that’s exactly how i feel! how about making that video visible in tv ad to reach more people? i bet that would hit more nerves out there!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I like Angry Man’s idea for No Children Sections in restaurants! Perfect idea! That would also keep out their obnoxious parents who think it’s so cute that their little prick-brained brats leave a pile of wet napkins and mashed potatos on the table for the server to clean up for that 13% tip!
July 7th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Jen… how much “flare” do you wear while waiting table. Kids are little bastards at restaurants… we def need ban