Coming at you from Tokyo! The land of Godzilla and second rate baseball, but first rate employment.  It appears Hime & Company gives its employees “heartache leave”.  That’s right, boyfriend dumped you, apply for leave.  Husband took off with the maid, apply for leave.  Now there is reference to women, as this company only has women working for it. Read more…

In yet anther “Cartoon character I’d sleep with post”, Mulan has captured the hearts and other vital body parts interests for many throughout the globe.  She’s got that whole Asian delight deal going on.  Some argue she’s not submissive enough, but get her a bowl of rice and some fish heads and this chick will be all over you. 

WHAT ABOUT MUSHU? 

You better find Mushu a little chick dragon to keep him busy.  He’s always all up in Mulan’s ass, and you don’t need him being a c#ck block.

WHAT ABOUT THE ANCESTORS?

Screw em, they can watch.

WHAT ABOUT PAINT POISONING?

Hey, where not talking about manufacturing Mulan dolls, we’re talking about banging her.

MAKE SURE YOU VOTE on Unleashed new poll: Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With

You are looking for love and the usual avenues have failed you.  Now you have turned to technology.  We are not talking about purchasing a wife from Indonesia online, we are talking about going to a dating site. 

So you’ve seen all the commercials, browsed the web and you’ve chosen your site.  You set up your profile, answer all the questions, throw in a pic from about 10 years ago (so you look good) and now you are ready to get some ASS!

OK maybe not that simple, but the dating sites want to help you in any way they can.  For example, Date.com has a toolbar to help you track your progress.  Now this may appear to be a good idea.  While you work, instead of logging in, you can just merely glance at your toolbar and see your dating progress. 

This is great if you work from home, work in a box, or don’t work.  But if you are in a busy office environment, with people coming in and out, the toolbar is going to be noticed.  This is not what you need.  First off the whole office knows you are on Date.com.  Second, because they know you are looking for a date, everyone is trying to hook you up with their one-eyed, half retarded cousin. LASTLY, and most importantly, what if YOUR STATS SUCK?  “You have no people interested in you today”. Read more…

MUST SEE FULL SCREEN PICTURE AT:  http://tinyurl.com/2xlo3y

Yes the long awaited Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With poll results are in. The players in this Unleashed poll were.

Mrs. Jetson: The space aged MILF. View Jetson

Betty Rubble: The pre-historic girl next store. View Betty

Erin (Esurance chick): The playful, promiscuous, insurance chick. View Erin

Snoopy: Just a CLASSIC. View Snoopy

Well with out further a due, the WINNER is Erin, the Esurance chick.

Now most assumed Erin would win from the get go. Hell, she’s on TV constantly, but Mrs. Jetson was on right on her tail all the way. The turn of events was when the new Esurance commercial came out (which sucks) and Erin just took over the poll from there.  Final tally:  Erin 36%, Jetson 30%, Betty 29% and Snoopy 5% (poor mutt).

Be sure to vote on new poll DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTERS I’D SLEEP WITH.

Note: Thanks for the fan art.

In an Unleashed post on 1.7.08 an article from CNN claimed fellatio twice a week reduced breast cancer.  For obvious reasons men were esctatic over this article.  http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/01/07/study-shows-fellatio-twice-a-week-reduces-breast-cancer/

Moving forward and back to reality:  The honeymoon is over men. It turns out the CNN article was a hoax.  Now Unleashed still stands by the article’s validity and strongly encourages these practices to prevent breast cancer.  But before you go battling with females on this point, you may want to read this link.  http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm