Polish man attempts suicide

polishkillselfemail.jpgJoke:  A Polish man suspects his wife is cheating on him.  One day he calls her at home and she answers out of breath.  He plays it cool but drives home from work without her knowing.  When he gets home he sneaks up the stairs to the bedroom and busts open the door to find his wife banging the neighbor.

He goes on a tirade…. screaming, yelling, crying and then he pulls out a gun and puts it to his own head and says “I can’t take this, I’m going to kill myself”.  His wife and lover just start laughing.  Then he says “Don’t laugh, you guys are next”.

5 Responses to “Polish man attempts suicide”

  1. Laughski Says:

    I’m Polish and I think this is funny!

  2. gr8Ape Says:

    Troll dude, you’re funny. Ever thought about being a comedian?

  3. AngryMan Says:

    THAT’S SOME IMPRESSIVE ARTWORK!

  4. The Troll Says:

    gr8Ape…. I have better chance of being stripper

  5. Flaco Says:

    That’s a good one

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