Tips for dating pregnant. Screw waiting 9 months.
That’s right. Louise Sloan (MSN post) is coming at you and pregnant ladies, take off the Moo-Moos, put on the dancing shoes, do up that hair and get ready to date. Just make sure you leave that little bulge in your stomach home and follow some fool proof tips.
For some it may be insane to think about dating during such a time, but to hell with all that moral and common sense cr#p. It is 2008 and this article mainly focuses on how to spring this “little surprise” on a date, not if you should be dating. “Pass the salt and by the way, I’m 2 months pregnant, deal with it.”
Such tips as: when to say something, how to say something, what about sex? Etc, etc. How about, what to expect a man to say after you unveil the pregnancy. Here are some Unleashed retorts, when on a date, and a women tells you she is pregnant:
- BITCH, I just spent $15.99 at Sizzler here and now you come up with all this pregnancy sh#t. What game you playin?
- So sex is out of the question tonight?
- Are we going dutch on this bill or what?
- Are you serious or am I on Punked. Ashton where are you dude?
Read the full article: http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=9096&menuid=6&lid=418
January 17th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
hhahahah Ashton where are you dude??
January 17th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I’d tap that ass anyway
January 18th, 2008 at 5:19 am
On a positive, you would not have to worry about getting this girl pregnant.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:14 am
At least you know she puts out!
January 18th, 2008 at 9:15 am
…well OK…USED to put out and go all the way.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
She is an infidel!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Has Britney Spears read this yet?
March 4th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
She better give pretty good head if I’m going to play daddy to some bastard child
March 4th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
It’s only 9 months… these women can’t wait? HELLO..you’ve got a child coming, but the social life on hold. These women just want a sugar daddy…step daddy
March 4th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I f#ckin hate dating pregnant bitches!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I would say: WOW you don’t expect that on a date, but Congratulations! and hopefully you’re enjoying every moment of it. Thanks for letting me know and nope I won’t be bothered by that.
I Hope this is a good conversation piece or go on another subject of our common interest, whether it becomes a friendship or a serious romance if the man is loyal and vowed to help his possible lover in this trying time.
I won’t say negative things, offensive jokes and not ask too much questions on how’s she feeling, just discuss the lighter side of the aspect my beautiful date is gonna become a mother.
She may speak self-humor being pregnant or if this is voluntary or “single moms by choice” it won’t be too emotionally problematic to her…or me, so we relax and have a good time (but skip the booze though).
April 11th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Oncall, I detest your rude sexist comment (since only women get pregnant/have babies). Would you say that about your MOTHER? or sister? daughter? niece? wife? girlfriend? or best buddy if female? Pregnancy can be a wonderful thing, but physically affects them (i.e. nausea, cramps, weight gain, discomfort, pain of childbirth, etc.) and it’s worth it if they deliver a baby for themselves, their lovers and the human race. Your comments are awfully stupid if you ask me and if you don’t wanna date a pregnant woman, don’t…and good luck in any procreation.
July 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I’d Fuck Her!! everything points to YES!!! Hell yeah!