Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York … now this has happened to her.She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: - How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I’ve just found out it’s all your fault! Well, what have you got to say? There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again: - Did you hear me? Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice in a barely audible whisper, he asks: - Who’s speaking?

From the same people that brought you the Taj Mahal, Seven Eleven, curry, 1001 goat recipes and outcourcing comes the latest - INDIAN COW URINE THERAPY.  There’s no surprises here.  Tired of drinking milk yet don’t want the cows to feel unwanted.  Well then pull up a cup and sit down to a nice, warm, healthy cup of cow piss. Read more…

This is a great article on some yak who played Warcraft all the time and his wife left him.  Now here’s the interesting part to think of; would you rather get left for another women or a video game? 

So imagine this, your wife finds out you’ve been cheating on her with Warcraft.  She forgives you, you go to counseling, you work it out… for your kids’ sake.  Read more…

Don’t just think you’re THE MAN in the bedroom, have PROOF YOU ARE THE MAN in the bedroom. The Sex Report Card book provides a grading system with removable report cards that can be filled out after each SEX FEST. Good report cards can be hung on the fridge for friends, family and drinking buddies to see. Bad ones go in the garbage, along with the woman who filled it out.

This is definitely a NAUGHTY gift.

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What’s the difference between karate and judo?  Karate is a form of self defense and jewdo is the stuff bagels are made of.

Listen up you chunky bastards, or you bastards who have chunky friends.  This is a great self reflection book or perfect gift for that friend, boss or loved one who is really packing on the pounds.  Pages of cartoons and funny ass quotes on GETTING CHUNKY.

Sample Quotes: You Know you are Getting Chunky When…

- You are continually getting calls from “Sumo” recruiters

- You start handing out condoms to your fat cells as they are reproducing too quickly.

- While once your wife called you “Zorro” in the bedroom, she now calls you “Pork-chop”.

Shipping:  Will arrive on your doorstep within one week from order.