Ride my snake Princess Jasmine

jasmineemail.gifWith all the controversy around the middle-east, Unleashed tried to stay away from this topic, but when looking to Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With one has to, has to put up Princess Jasmine.

First off you got the oil issue. Jasmine’s father, the Sultan, has a ton of money in oil and with gas prices going up you have to get on good terms with the family. Getting between Jasmine’s legs could be just the ticket.

Second, she’s is just a hottie. And she’s got that cool ass tiger Raja, who you can bring to parties and stonings.

Lastly, she’s banging Aladdin. DUDE, he doesn’t even have a job. When she met him he was stealing fruit from the market and she’s going down on him. In reality you could work at a Seven Eleven part time and hit that ass.

If I had three wishes, Jasmine would be wearing knee pads, a cobra tattoo on her ass, and a bib.

Be sure to vote on Unleashed’s poll: Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With

9 Responses to “Ride my snake Princess Jasmine”

  1. Oil for food Says:

    So US should stop bombing mid east and start banging arab chicks

  2. JL Says:

    Allah, Alladin and any other islamic guy are going to take this sh#t to heart. Better pull this off.

  3. augie Says:

    I bet her snatch smells like curry. Those nips would be nice and dark though. But that beaver’s probably about the size of home plate. Like a giant welcome mat to wipe your tool off on when you’re done lighting her up.

  4. Hdog Says:

    That rugs got have all sorts of sand and shit. Beat that thing out before you venture down there

  5. Al-bi-Stykn It-tu-Her Says:

    LOL! You’re too much Troll…and you guys leaving messages are hilarious! I wonder if Bin Laden will read this?

  6. The Troll Says:

    I highly doubt that giant Bin Laden would be loggin on to unleashed. Would be funny though, he’s got the cable connection from the cave and he’s commanding everyone in the Taliban to vote for Princess Jasmine in the disney cartoon characters I’d sleep with poll

  7. flaco Says:

    bang that ass and take the gas
    oh yeah, and mohammad was a fag

  8. Quark1216 Says:

    flaco RULES!!!!!!

  9. Oncall Says:

    Have that Jasmine lick the sand off my balls

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