You Know you are Getting Chunky When… THE BOOK

Listen up you chunky bastards, or you bastards who have chunky friends.  This is a great self reflection book or perfect gift for that friend, boss or loved one who is really packing on the pounds.  Pages of cartoons and funny ass quotes on GETTING CHUNKY.

Sample Quotes: You Know you are Getting Chunky When…

- You are continually getting calls from “Sumo” recruiters

- You start handing out condoms to your fat cells as they are reproducing too quickly.

- While once your wife called you “Zorro” in the bedroom, she now calls you “Pork-chop”.

Shipping:  Will arrive on your doorstep within one week from order.

2 Responses to “You Know you are Getting Chunky When… THE BOOK”

  1. Oncall Says:

    This Chunky book is f#cking hysterical. Awesome bathroom book

  2. Fred Says:

    Chunky book is brutally honest and funny as hell. Got it for boss.. the fat ass he is and I still have a job

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