10 Tips for Approaching Women
Here’s helpful tips from Yahoo with Unleashed comments.
1. Observe something (Besides her breasts or ass)
2. Smile (What is this chick a comedian?)
3. Do not hesitate (Ass doesn’t grow on trees. Get to this chick before some other dude does).
4. Positive body language (Refrain from grabbing crouch)
5. Not too fast (I guess the phrase “hey, want to f#ck?” phrase is out of the question)
6. Keep eye contact (What are you going to hypnotize this woman)
7. Listen up (Remember chicks are interesting before you get laid, so this is not so bad)
8. Do not fidget
9. Lighten your tone of voice (Barry White never listened to this sh#t)
10. Lean away from her (OR just get breath mints)
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March 4th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Forgot the tip about having money. You can skip all of these tips and pound that ass
March 4th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
If all of this shit fails… spike the drink. # 1 dating tip.
March 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
APPROACH THESE NUTS BITCHES!!!!!
March 5th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Wow! No need for E-Harmony with these tips!
March 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Hey Troll…what’s a crouch? Is it anything like a crotch? Anyway, funny stuff.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
all these tips don’t mean anything if the guy is not good looking.
March 10th, 2008 at 12:04 am
tip #6 - rufies, i probably spelled it wrong but it’s the date-rape drug, and like american express, i don’t leave home without it
August 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
you mean ‘crotch’, not crouch! you shouldn’t be hosting public message boards if you can’t spell properly!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Spellchecker - a simple “you spelled crotch wrong would do”. no need to preach.