Sister  Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The  Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome  here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do  so. ”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5  years
before the Priest said to her,
“Sister Mary Katherine, you  have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.”

Sister  Mary Katherine said,
“Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,”  the Priest said,
“We will get you a better bed.”

After  another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.
       
“You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”

“Cold  food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary  at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office. “You may say two words today.”

“I quit,” said  Sister Mary Katherine.

“It’s probably best,” said the Priest,
       
“You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got  here.”