International Womens Day. What a load of crap.
This ranks up there with Ground Hog Day. Let me be upfront, you can not just be appreciated for being a woman… YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. Be a Mom and you get Mother’s Day as appreciation. Valentine’s Day is huge for just being in a relationship. And if you’re great in bed, you will be honored on Memorial Day.
Besides women already have a day that honors them, it’s called Boss Day and celebrated October 16th.
Do we really need this holiday? IF we take this literally and just celebrate being a woman, here are some of the festivities that would be practiced by women today.
- Cause car accidents while putting on make-up.
- Bring up mistakes you have made anywhere from one hour ago to 10 years ago.
- Declare complete independence but ensure you pay for dinner.
- Cut coupons for HUSBANDS to use when HUSBANDS go shopping.
- BITCH, BITCH, BITCH
The list goes on and on but due to time constraints we will stop here.
There is actually a web site for this, check it out.
http://www.internationalwomensday.com/
March 7th, 2008 at 7:40 am
women suck
March 7th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Every bitch should get a pair of knee pads for this holiday
March 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Women don’t suck… they just don’t need a f#ckin holiday to praise them
March 7th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
how does one just declare a day like this? who starts this?
March 10th, 2008 at 12:11 am
hey women, i’m proclaiming a giant dick day and you’re all invited to my parade, unless you’re fat and then you better be good on your knees
March 16th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
What ever happened to The Troll? He mysteriously disappeared after he wrote that blog criticizing “International Woman’s Day”.