Unleashed Humor

WASHINGTON - The White House says President Bush will veto legislation on Saturday that would have barred the CIA from using waterboarding — a technique that simulates drowning — and other harsh interrogation methods on terror suspects.

It’s good to see GW growing a set.  There’s a bill out there that is severely hindering the CIA interrogation techniques to gather intelligence. WHY PEOPLE?  We are at war.  You’ve got to be tough, if not here are some alternatives to the CIA’s techniques:
- Tickling
- Wedgie
- Automic wedgie
- Wet towel whipping in the showers
- Gum in the hair (and beard)
- Name calling

GET REAL and UNLEASH the CIA on these bastards.  The only alternative I see to get information is to first take these terrorists to the bar and get them wasted.  If they don’t talk or pass out, then bust out the waterboarding.  

Here’s the article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080307/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_torture

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