Snow White can bite my apples
When one thinks of “Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With”, one has to get old school and go with Snow White. Of course you have those whores like Mulan and Princess Jasmine, and of course that sea slut… Little Mermaid, but Snow White is pure, shall we say… untested.
The only problem you’ve got is the dwarfs and all of those damn forest animals. The dwarfs would be such c#ck blocks. You’d be trying to get Snow White drunk and Sleepy would be stepping in. “BACK OFF MIDGET”.
If Snow White took an apple from some strange, nasty-looking witch lady, you could definitely use some cheesy lines and get in with her.
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March 10th, 2008 at 6:31 am
I would pound that white ass, bring her right out of that coma she was in from the apple
March 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Wow! Drew you sound like an Obama supporter!
March 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
any of those dwarfs get any play from Snow White? she used them, stayed in thier house, gave no action and dumped the poor little bastards for some pretty boy prince
March 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Is there not a Snow Black for the brothers? Eat a poison chicken wing and go into a comma.
March 11th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
What is red and has seven dents? Snow White’s cherry.