This was sent to Unleashed recently: 
In an effort to stimulate this curently sagging economy, the Bush Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate. There may be other amounts depending on individual circumstances.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, or that Chavez asshole in Venezuela (Citgo) and neither will help the American economy.
 
We need to keep that money here in America to, indeed, stimulate the economy.  The best way to do so is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution, or play golf since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!
 
Your cooperation will be appreciated.  Feel free to spread the word!