An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. 
 
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
 
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
 
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
 
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado….And off they whirled to the land of OZ.  They finally made it to the Emerald City…and went to find the Great Wizard

‘What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?’

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:  “I’ve come for some courage.” Read more…