Unleashed Humor

It was back in the old days.  A couple got married and it was they were on their honeymoon right after the wedding.  They were both virgins (traditional) and it was time to do the deed. 

The wife (Ching) was naked curled up in a ball crying.  Her husband (Chong) asked what was the problem.

She said she wanted to make him happy but she had no experience.  Chong told her not to worry… it was OK and all she had to do was tell him what she wanted and as the man he would take care of things.

Ching then said “but I have no experience in sex talk… so I may not say the right things”. 

Chong replied “just say what you feel… I will understand”.

So in Chinese accent Ching said ” I wanta tha, tha number 69″.

Chong replied “You want beef with brocolli”

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