Unleashed Humor

There are many things one can do to reach Hell.  I believe I’ve come across many of them.  BUT… if you really want to push things… you go out and create a porn site called Nunwhores.com.  I don’t think I need to go into what this site is all about.  You see, when you do something bad, there COULD BE a chance that God did not see you.  BUT when you create a website with nuns doing nasty, nasty things… God is going to be surfing the web and find out. (more…)

My friend sent me this photo of the original Planet of the Apes chick.  This was the one Charlton Heston was banging.  What a doll.  I believe she was in both the first two original movies and you can see why.  Heston had to have been going bare back with her… cause I can’t see those ape condoms fitting him.

Oh Chunky bretherens, this marks a historical moment… Cool Whip is now in a can. No more battling with the tub and trying to scrape off whip from the spoon.  The tub was just so 80’s.  In the commercials they always showed this hand perfectly scooping out a spoon full of topping and it perfectly falling atop of cherry pie.

My spoon full always stuck and fell atop of the cake like a racoon (more…)

“It’s your money, use it when you need it.”  Great concept but the old man in the commercial has to start respecting himself.  His latest Opera Commercial, while catchy, is not building my confidence in the whole organization. (more…)