Archive for July, 2008

JAWS. Quint is such a girl at the end.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

jawsemail.jpgAMC has been playing JAWS constantly.  The movie is definitely a classic, and you have to love all of the characters.  I especially love the mean, shark loathing, old man Quint. He is hardcore.  Hardcore for about 98% of the movie, but then at the end… when JAWS is eating him he TOTALLY bitches out.

Quint was portrayed as that stubborn old bastard… with that take no sh#t from anyone… or fish… attitude.  (more…)

SuperCattle Cartoon. Beef Patties. Episode Two

Monday, July 28th, 2008

ep2scene2flat.jpgIN THE LAST EPISODE SUPERCATTLE STEALS OVER 2000 LBS OF BEEF PATTY.  MC LIONS BURGERS IS UPSET AND SO IS THE MOUTH.  THE MOUTH SENDS TEX AND VEGETABLES TO THE SACRED CATTLE BURIAL GROUNDS TO STOP SUPERCATTLE FROM BURYING THE PATTIES, BUT FIRST NEEDS TO HAVE A LITTLE “NON-VEG” TALK WITH TEX.

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Iraqi Hockey Player plays for Red Wings joke

Friday, July 25th, 2008

iraqihockey1email.jpgThe Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American Sponsored league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the U.S.

Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason. (more…)

Clinton and a dog named Monica

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

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Hillary says “Let’s name her Monica”.  Go Bill Clinton… plenty for all of the bitches!!!!

SuperCattle Cartoon. Beef Patties. Episode One

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

SupercattleSUPERCATTLE AND HIS STAMPEDE HAVE JUST RAIDED THE U.S. CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS OF MC LIONS BURGERS.  THE OWNER, 1 BAD KAT, IS FURIOUS AS SUPERCATTLE HAD MANAGED TO STEAL OVER 2000 LBS. OF BEEF PATTY.  1 BAD KAT CONTACTS HIS BEEF DISTRIBUTER, THE MOUTH.

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Bin Laden Pumped My Gas Once - Tshirt

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

The war against terror is far from over.  Order your “Bin Laden Pumped My Gas Once” t-shirt.  A must for anyone who thinks Osama and friends are a bunch of yacks.

DUE TO POPULARITY:  WE CURRENTLY ONLY HAVE LARGE SIZES IN STOCK. More are on order.

Shipping:  Will arrive on your doorstep within one week from order.


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