Unleashed Humor

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday. 

Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t.  Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is the Chinese punishment for cheating on your wife?   

The summary of events is Luo and Wang were constantly fighting after marriage.  I gather Luo (wife) was probably bitching all the time about the usual wife stuff.  “Wang… you no clean chop sticks correctly”.  “Wang… stop playing ping pong and get back to work!”.  So anyway these two battled all the time and one night during a fight, they both decided to get wasted to make things better.  BAD IDEA!!!  I’ve tried this before and it does not work.  Note:  Never got burnt alive but had a lamp thrown at me.

Moving forward, after “hitting the bottle” Wang hopped into bed without cleansing his feet.  His loving wife Luo decided to go BEIJING on him and light the bed on fire.  As the bed started to burn the two still fought with each other (physically) and then poor Wang passed out… only to be left burning while his bitch wife took off.

She was arrested shortly afterwards.  Note:  For all concerned, Luo did manage to save her rice cooker, wok and Hello Kitty doll collection.

Check out the full story: CHINESE BARBECUE

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