6 foot penis costume at graduation ceremony
I love this guy. This dude Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6 ft penis costume. The stage: Saratoga Performing Arts Center. The venue: Saratoga Springs High School’s graduation. The Goals: I have no idea… but let me tell you this…Saratoga Springs just has to lighten up a bit here.
Graduation is typically fairly boring, so I think anyone would encourage a man dressed in a giant penis costume to spark some life in the ceremony. In any case, I can tell you this, Calvin Morett is going to think twice when he breaks out his penis costume… well at least when he’s in Saratoga Springs, NY. He has had to make all sorts of apologies, community service…yada, yada, yada.
Read the story and see video: Giant Penis
July 17th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Would have been cool if some mom’s started pressing up on Calvin
July 18th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Morett has got balls!!!!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:21 am
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July 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am
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