I love this guy.  This dude Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6 ft penis costume. The stage: Saratoga Performing Arts Center.   The venue: Saratoga Springs High School’s graduation.  The Goals:  I have no idea… but let me tell you this…Saratoga Springs just has to lighten up a bit here.

Graduation is typically fairly boring, so I think anyone would encourage a man dressed in a giant penis costume to spark some life in the ceremony.  In any case, I can tell you this, Calvin Morett is going to think twice when he breaks out his penis costume… well at least when he’s in Saratoga Springs, NY.  He has had to make all sorts of apologies, community service…yada, yada, yada.

Read the story and see video: Giant Penis