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GM Diet Day 2 Recap - Battling birthday cake

GM Diet Day 2 Recap - Battling birthday cake

Posted on 11. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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Day 2 was a tad better.  I am hungry, cranky, miserable… but feeling confident.  Confident I will not resort to eating fruits and vegetables any time soon after this diet.

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GM diet Day 1. The weigh in

GM diet Day 1. The weigh in

Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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Well at 6 AM EST this morning I weighed in, hence kicking off the GM diet.  I took out my old friend Mr. Scale, we exchanged morning greetings and then I mercilessly stepped on him.  Mr. Scale expressed his displeasure by outputting 229 LBS.  “YOU ROTTEN, LOW DOWN, FILTHY SCALE”

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GM Diet. Unleashed writer's progress - pre-start

GM Diet. Unleashed writer’s progress - pre-start

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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I have officially declared tomorrow, Monday, February 9, 2009 as my official start date of the GM diet. The official weigh in is at 6 AM EST. I feel like a boxer… weighing in before a fight… or in my case a small Sumo wrestler.

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50 traffic violations in one day. Got GEICO?

50 traffic violations in one day. Got GEICO?

Posted on 06. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – “Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and [...]

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Pizza Hut Tuscani Lasagna fools Italians

Pizza Hut Tuscani Lasagna fools Italians

Posted on 03. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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I think Pizza Hut is taking it a little too far.  Some time back they had their Tuscani Pastas served to some unsuspecting guests at an upscale restuarant.  These idiots did not know it was Pizza Hut Pasta, and they were just loving it.  Licking forks, kissing the chef etc, etc.  Then Pizza Hut revealed their secret.  Now [...]

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Diet Dew golf commercial not holding up

Diet Dew golf commercial not holding up

Posted on 03. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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This is an amusing commercial but these guys have to keep it real. Playing golf, driving like maniacs on a golf cart and drinking “diet soda”. Are you kidding me? This would have been a much better “beer” golf commercial…

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Caddychicks.com Rent female caddys for events

Caddychicks.com Rent female caddys for events

Posted on 02. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.

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I came across this.  Apparently in Vegas you can choose some attractive lady caddys for your event.  There is a little problem though. If you already get hell

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Heineken golf commercial. Why we have beer in cans

Heineken golf commercial. Why we have beer in cans

Posted on 23. Jan, 2009 by P Syrek.

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This is just an awesome commercial.  Extremely funny and it’s got to be good… Heineken is behind it.

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