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by The Troll - Published: July 11th, 2008

chinesemanburnemail.jpgBEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday. 

Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t.  Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is the Chinese punishment for cheating on your wife?    Read more…


by The Troll - Published: March 7th, 2008

womensdayemail.jpgThis ranks up there with Ground Hog Day.  Let me be upfront, you can not just be appreciated for being a woman… YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.  Be a Mom and you get Mother’s Day as appreciation.  Valentine’s Day is huge for just being in a relationship.  And if you’re great in bed, you will be honored on Memorial Day. 

Besides women already have a day that honors them, it’s called Boss Day and celebrated October 16th. Read more…


by The Troll - Published: March 4th, 2008

tipswomenemai.jpgHere’s helpful tips from Yahoo with Unleashed comments.
1. Observe something (Besides her breasts or ass)
2. Smile (What is this chick a comedian?)
3. Do not hesitate (Ass doesn’t grow on trees.  Get to this chick before some other dude does).
4. Positive body language (Refrain from grabbing crouch)
5. Not too fast (I guess the phrase “hey, want to f#ck?” phrase is out of the question) Read more…


by The Troll - Published: February 17th, 2008

warcraftchickemail.jpgThis is a great article on some yak who played Warcraft all the time and his wife left him.  Now here’s the interesting part to think of; would you rather get left for another women or a video game? 

So imagine this, your wife finds out you’ve been cheating on her with Warcraft.  She forgives you, you go to counseling, you work it out… for your kids’ sake.  Read more…


by The Troll - Published: January 29th, 2008

heartache2email.jpgComing at you from Tokyo! The land of Godzilla and second rate baseball, but first rate employment.  It appears Hime & Company gives its employees “heartache leave”.  That’s right, boyfriend dumped you, apply for leave.  Husband took off with the maid, apply for leave.  Now there is reference to women, as this company only has women working for it. Read more…


by The Troll - Published: January 22nd, 2008

blowjobrecallemail.jpgIn an Unleashed post on 1.7.08 an article from CNN claimed fellatio twice a week reduced breast cancer.  For obvious reasons men were esctatic over this article.  http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/01/07/study-shows-fellatio-twice-a-week-reduces-breast-cancer/

Moving forward and back to reality:  The honeymoon is over men. It turns out the CNN article was a hoax.  Now Unleashed still stands by the article’s validity and strongly encourages these practices to prevent breast cancer.  But before you go battling with females on this point, you may want to read this link.  http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm


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