While rant mails can be annoying at times, I love this one below on that bum Chavez.  Deals with Chavez, CITGO and his new named gas stations… Petro Express.  Chavez, aka the Greasy Venezuelan Water Bison thinks his pretty slick.  I have 3 words for you Chavez:  “PUMP THESE NUTS”.  Read more…

This was sent to Unleashed recently: 
In an effort to stimulate this curently sagging economy, the Bush Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate. There may be other amounts depending on individual circumstances.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. Read more…

I’m getting all sorts of SPAM the last few days on flowers for St. Patrick’s Day.  The flower industry is out of control, promoting flowers for just about anything.  Now I know Irish culture, have seen all the Leprechaun movies, and from what I’ve gathered, about the only thing you get for St. Patrick’s day is green beer, whiskey and a miserable hangover the next morning.  Flowers for a true Irishman can be dangerous. Read more…

WASHINGTON - The White House says President Bush will veto legislation on Saturday that would have barred the CIA from using waterboarding — a technique that simulates drowning — and other harsh interrogation methods on terror suspects.

It’s good to see GW growing a set.  There’s a bill out there that is severely hindering the CIA interrogation techniques to gather intelligence. WHY PEOPLE?  We are at war.  You’ve got to be tough, if not here are some alternatives to the CIA’s techniques:
- Tickling
- Wedgie Read more…

After years of Tanqueray commercials and Tony Sinclair as their “esteemed” representative I have to say something.  Who the f#ck is Tony Sinclair?  Where did they get this guy?  He looks like Buckwheat from the Little Rascals; he’s got snaggle teeth and laughs like a Hyena.  And who are these hot chicks hanging on Sinclair.  Christ they must really be pounding the Tanqueray to be adoring this yakamo. 

“What’s true for shrimp cocktail is true for all cocktails…always in moderation.”  BITE ME Sinclair!

I get a new laptop probably every 1 to 1.5 years.  Usually my loving company gives me some WW II reject laptop.  You open it up and it has Hitler’s Power Point on taking over Poland saved on it.

Anyway last time around company gave me a brand new IBM Thinkpad.  It was like Christmas in July.  I was in a great mood…they even threw in a lap top bag.  Problem… these lap top bags can only store the laptop, and maybe two sheets of paper and a pen.  So this f#cking bag is pretty much useless for trips.

In any case, I can deal with the laptop bag, but what I can’t deal with is IBM’s finger swipe.  THIS THING SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now before I get sued by IBM, this is just my opinion….now with that said let me repeat…. IT SUCKSSSSSS!!!!!! 

How many f#ckin times must I need to swipe my fat finger over the swipe.  You keep seeing that BALL BUSTING arrow directing what you did wrong.  “Oh a little to the left…no,no, go back to the right…..no,no…. a little further”.  I am going to kill the ARROWS, the ARROWS Families…hell I’m even killing people that owe these ARROWS money.

It’s always when your computer goes into hibernate and you are in a rush to get in that this stupid swipe doesn’t work.  What’s worse is when you first get the computer you’re showing the world the swipe… and then you have to do it 10 times OR the ultimate insult…you have hit CTRL – ALT – DEL to sign in.  If I have to do that then why do I need you MR. FINGERSWIPE?

I’m getting heated here.  Mr. FingerSWIPE is a picky, little bitch.  God forbid your laptop is on your lap ( WHICH IT COULD BE AS IT IS CALLED  A LAPTOP), the thing is not balanced and you will never get in with your finger.  But, even on a fully balanced table the thing gives you trouble.  Hear me now IBM THINKPAD, as I write on you….next time I swipe my finger and you don’t comply… I’m swiping MY NUTS!  See if they register.