“Mirror more mirror on the wall, who the fairest…”  Finish me off old lady and I’ll let you know.  Snow White is like an appetizer compared to this witch.  Snow Whites out in the forest talking with birds, frolicking with bunnies, while the step mother has the “medievel times” vibrator going 24/7  and talking to a mirror.  The whole evil thing is hot as well, with the exception of when she turns into that old hag.  I would have to bail at that point. 

When one thinks of “Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With”, one has to get old school and go with Snow White.  Of course you have those whores like Mulan and Princess Jasmine, and of course that sea slut… Little Mermaid, but Snow White is pure, shall we say… untested.

The only problem you’ve got is the dwarfs and all of those damn forest animals.  Read more…

With all the controversy around the middle-east, Unleashed tried to stay away from this topic, but when looking to Disney Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With one has to, has to put up Princess Jasmine.

First off you got the oil issue. Jasmine’s father, the Sultan, has a ton of money in oil and with gas prices going up you have to get on good terms with the family. Getting between Jasmine’s legs could be just the ticket.

Second, she’s is just a hottie. And she’s got that cool ass tiger Raja, who you can bring to parties and stonings. Read more…

In yet anther “Cartoon character I’d sleep with post”, Mulan has captured the hearts and other vital body parts interests for many throughout the globe.  She’s got that whole Asian delight deal going on.  Some argue she’s not submissive enough, but get her a bowl of rice and some fish heads and this chick will be all over you. 

WHAT ABOUT MUSHU? 

You better find Mushu a little chick dragon to keep him busy.  He’s always all up in Mulan’s ass, and you don’t need him being a c#ck block.

WHAT ABOUT THE ANCESTORS?

Screw em, they can watch.

WHAT ABOUT PAINT POISONING?

Hey, where not talking about manufacturing Mulan dolls, we’re talking about banging her.

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Yes the long awaited Cartoon Characters I’d Sleep With poll results are in. The players in this Unleashed poll were.

Mrs. Jetson: The space aged MILF. View Jetson

Betty Rubble: The pre-historic girl next store. View Betty

Erin (Esurance chick): The playful, promiscuous, insurance chick. View Erin

Snoopy: Just a CLASSIC. View Snoopy

Well with out further a due, the WINNER is Erin, the Esurance chick.

Now most assumed Erin would win from the get go. Hell, she’s on TV constantly, but Mrs. Jetson was on right on her tail all the way. The turn of events was when the new Esurance commercial came out (which sucks) and Erin just took over the poll from there.  Final tally:  Erin 36%, Jetson 30%, Betty 29% and Snoopy 5% (poor mutt).

Be sure to vote on new poll DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTERS I’D SLEEP WITH.

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Mrs. Jetson is a MILF.  Best thing about her is even if she is one of those chicks that has to take a shower before sex, the Jetsons have that automatic shower.  All she has to do is hop in the shower and in seconds she’s done and ready to rock.

She fulfills that “friend’s mom you always wanted to sleep with” fantasy  Some other benefits: She’s got Rosie the robot maid that can video tape your nasty sessions, and cook food for afterwards. And Rosie won’t say anything… just delete her memory after each Jetson visit.

And lastly, Mrs. Jetson (also known as Jane) is f#cking George Jetson. WHAT A YAK HUSBAND… so you know you are getting ass.  And if George comes home early and Jane is all hot and sticky… once again that auto shower comes into play and everything will be fine.  George will never know.