Unleashed Humor

Not the hotest of cartoon characters, but the chick next door.  Often people have argued for Wilma, but let’s get real.  She’s f#cking Fred!  Fred’s a pretty big dude and I don’t want an altercation.

Moving forward I don’t want to get graphic on this, but Betty is a hottie in her own way.  One major bonus is she’s banging Barney.  You know if she’s banging Barney, she will probably bang you. So it’s a case of attraction and a little bit of she’s “easy prey”.

The only other down side I see is if Bam Bam walks in.  Bam Bam is going to be really pissed and start kickin some ass.   

After my post entitled “I’d hit that – Esurance Chick” on November 2, 2007, there was a bit of a stir in the Unleashed community.  Apparently others had the same pent up feeling I did on Erin.  I think one dude is buying insurance from there.

In any case we got some fan art.  Came out pretty good and she looks divine in her little swim suit.  Thanks Fan!  Maybe next commercial will be on a beach… naked beach…I hope.

I adore the Esurance chick.  Christ, the commercials make no sense.  There’s f#cking robots chasing and shooting at her and some other smuck dude with her.  There’s another one where she is dressed like a Cow Girl and having a shoot out with her arch nemesis. 

What does this have to do with insurance?  Not sure but she’s still got it going on.  I guess the message is when you are on the go, in a rush, blah, blah, blah…. you need Esurance.  Yes, I often have robots chasing me and can’t find the time to get insurance.  Whatever. 

In Chicago right now and I took the Esurance chick to some bar hoppers at the hotel.

Dude 1:  No idea what I’m talking about.

Dude 2:  Never heard of commercial, but after I explained the whole thing, he thought she probably was hot.

Dude 3:  Had to take out my laptop and show image.  Gave thumbs up.

Anyway the latest cartoon character I’d sleep with
 

Often strange things happen when traveling. On a recent trip to San Fran Unleashed hit some bars and met some wild people. NO… they were not gay bars. In any case, after a few beverages, in casual conversation, we started inquiring what characters people would sleep with.

Now questioning guys is easy, but bringing this up to girls is a little more complex. Some biatches were totally flabbergasted on this question and declined to answer. BUT… after a few drinks a group of college chicks (pretty smashed) came back to respond to this deep question.

One was a Japanese girl. This may be common knowledge, but if not, there are a ton of Asians in the Bay Area. The other girls started blabbing out some stupid characters that I dare not disgrace this blog with. But this Japanese girl, (who I swore would not give her name), wanted to get it on with Snoopy.

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