Listen up you chunky bastards, or you bastards who have chunky friends.  This is a great self reflection book or perfect gift for that friend, boss or loved one who is really packing on the pounds.  Pages of cartoons and funny ass quotes on GETTING CHUNKY.

Sample Quotes: You Know you are Getting Chunky When…

- You are continually getting calls from “Sumo” recruiters

- You start handing out condoms to your fat cells as they are reproducing too quickly.

- While once your wife called you “Zorro” in the bedroom, she now calls you “Pork-chop”.

Shipping:  Will arrive on your doorstep within one week from order.