Archive for 'Fat attack'
Kentucky Grilled Chicken review
Posted on 01. Oct, 2009 by The Troll.
Colonel Sanders has got to be turning in his grave. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has gone soft with this nonsense of Kentucky Grilled Chicken. My Kentucky Grilled Chicken review is simple: You don’t need biscuits to soak up the grease, if there is no grease.
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How Brazilians lose weight and cellulite
Posted on 28. Jun, 2009 by The Troll.
When you walk the beaches of Rio, there’s no escaping the beautiful bodies. Toned, tanned and showing plenty of skin. What you won’t see is cellulite. Ipanema Beach may be clothing optional, but there’s no “bumpy booties” allowed!
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Burger King Western Whopper commercial
Posted on 09. Mar, 2009 by The Troll.
Burger King commercials suck for the most part but once in awhile I’m entertained. Note: They are 10 x better than McDonald’s stupid garbage commercials. Here we dabble in the past with the Western Whopper commercial.
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Burger King Burger Shots mini burgers STINK!
Posted on 02. Mar, 2009 by The Troll.
The King should be ashamed of himself for the garbage his restaurants are serving. First off what the hell is a Burger Shot? Let me give you a hint, they are these horrible little burgers with no taste and no substance. The burgers are dead, soggy little patties that are all connected.
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Funny Japanese Pretz commercial with Sumo
Posted on 26. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
Sumo just breaths Japan. This is a high energy Japanese commercial with Sumo wrestlers. Really funny and makes us chunky guys know there is a future in commercials for us… even if they are funny.
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GM Diet Day 4 recap. Farewell
Posted on 14. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
(Watch the video after you read) Well I made it to Day 4 of the GM diet. I woke up strong… I had my stalk of bananas on the kitchen counter anxiously awaiting me. My milk was chilled at exactly the right temperature and I was down seven pounds. I felt good… NO [...]
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GM Diet Day 3 recap
Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by The Troll.
THIS DIET STINKS!!!!!!! I am ready to hang myself. I am weak, I can’t see straight and have a ferocious, splitting headache. GM Diet held hope at first… as I was allowed to indulge in fruits AND vegetables, but DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
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GM Diet Day 2 Recap - Battling birthday cake
Posted on 11. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek.
Day 2 was a tad better. I am hungry, cranky, miserable… but feeling confident. Confident I will not resort to eating fruits and vegetables any time soon after this diet.

