I love this guy.  This dude Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6 ft penis costume. The stage: Saratoga Performing Arts Center.   The venue: Saratoga Springs High School’s graduation.  The Goals:  I have no idea… but let me tell you this…Saratoga Springs just has to lighten up a bit here. Read more…

There are many things one can do to reach Hell.  I believe I’ve come across many of them.  BUT… if you really want to push things… you go out and create a porn site called Nunwhores.com.  I don’t think I need to go into what this site is all about.  You see, when you do something bad, there COULD BE a chance that God did not see you.  BUT when you create a website with nuns doing nasty, nasty things… God is going to be surfing the web and find out. Read more…

“It’s your money, use it when you need it.”  Great concept but the old man in the commercial has to start respecting himself.  His latest Opera Commercial, while catchy, is not building my confidence in the whole organization. Read more…

You can’t go wrong with any type of Asian porn… in theory.  But I came across this link and it was just terrible.  You have a bunch of pics of this cute chick in jeans strutting her stuff.  You click and click, thinking things are going to get a little more intense, and then…. nothing.  This picture is riskiest one.  This is a disgrace to the porn world.  BUT before the far east gets all pissy with me… typically asian porn rocks. 

This is pretty funny stuff.  It’s worth checking out, just incase you find yourself in a bad situation at a playground.

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Besides manufacturing “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls, the Chinese are now into “Love Forecasting” and this one site is offering it for free.

The Year of the Earth Rat will be an exciting year full of new beginnings and excellent relationships. Read more…