As we welcome Kidman and Urban’s new baby daughter… I have two words for you… “The Others”.  Kidman mercilessly slaughters her children in that movie.  OK… slaughter may be a harsh word, but she suffocated her two kids with pillows… that’s tough.  I would hate to be her daughter, and see this movie in the years to come.  Every time “Mom” comes near you in the bed, you start flipping out.  “Get away from me you crazy bitch…put down that ‘Hello Kitty’ pillow”.  Read more…

I don’t know about you but when I hear about Kobe Bryant, I want to either hear about alleged rape or slamming a basketball.  Everything else is just fluff.  So there’s a post about Kobe and his adorable kid.  WHAT?  I tell you the kid may be cute, but she just looks PISSSSSSEEDD in the pictures, and I would be.  Dad should not be wasting time taking pics at an amusement parks, Read more…

My friend sent me this photo of the original Planet of the Apes chick.  This was the one Charlton Heston was banging.  What a doll.  I believe she was in both the first two original movies and you can see why.  Heston had to have been going bare back with her… cause I can’t see those ape condoms fitting him.

Apparently on Beauty and the Geek show, they are transforming these deliscious looking ladies into geeks.  Not much of a story but check out this link on the transformation.  Remember while these chicks are going from “hot to not”, you can imagine that geeky chicks can transform as well from “not to hot”.  http://www.tv.yahoo.com/beauty-and-the-geek/show/37538/photos/1

Women throughout the world are going to be livid.  This is a real online petition set back in 2005.  Apparently there is a site out there that allows you to create online petitions.  Apparently this petition did not gather much support but was and still remains extremely popular in the Middle East.
 
Content of petition:

Stop Women’s right to vote! They don’t know what the hell is going on anyway. They should stop voting and spend more time doing other constructive things. IE laundry, cooking, cleaning. Just let the men deal with politics.

If Women lose their rights to vote, you heard it first here!  Hillary Clinton has got to get on board with this one.  Might be better than her Magic Johnson angle.

View actual petition and/or start your own:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/stop-women-s-right-to-vote.html

 Giants pull off a stunning victory last night defeating the “butt” Cowboys, 21 to 17.  Tony Romo, esteemed Dallas quarterback (only because he’s tagging Jessica Simpson) has disgraced his Mexican heritage.  http://tinyurl.com/29acdl

At first it was rumored Romo was Italian, but people thought his last name was “Roma”… just like “Roma Foods”. Italians were PISSED!  Eventually someone figured out there was an “O” at the end of the name.

As NJ fans are ecstatic with Romo’s last second interception pass, Mexico is now manufacturing “Romo” piñatas (expected to reach the market by 2010).  Hostile Mexicans anxiously await to beat the hell out of this celeb.  Border patrol was on high alert last night as US Immigration Department feared for Romo’s safety.

Lastly, Romo’s pet Chi Wawa “Julio” was said to have peed on Romo leg immediately after the game. “Man’s best friend” MY ASS! www.hailmexico.com/romo-chiwawa-pee.