GM diet Day 1. The weigh in

Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek in Fat attack

Well at 6 AM EST this morning I weighed in, hence kicking off the GM diet. I took out my old friend Mr. Scale, we exchanged morning greetings and then I mercilessly stepped on him. Mr. Scale expressed his displeasure by outputting 229 LBS. “YOU ROTTEN, LOW DOWN, FILTHY SCALE” I thought to myself. All those years I didn’t step on you… and this is the appreciation I get.

In any case, just to note, this oddly high reading may have been due to the following:

- My hair is pretty long
- My house does not follow the same gravitational principles as the rest of earth
- I was wearing socks

So there it is. I write to you as I’m pounding my first glass of water and eating some red grapes (seedless). I have to say the GM diet is not bad…. Of course I’ve only been on it for about 15 minutes, but let’s think positively.
Stay tuned for updates and check out yesterday’s post: “My pre-diet report.”

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