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GM Diet Day 3 recap

Posted on 12. Feb, 2009 by The Troll in Fat attack

THIS DIET STINKS!!!!!!!  I am ready to hang myself.  I am weak, I can’t see straight and have a ferocious, splitting headache.  GM Diet held hope at first… as I was allowed to indulge in fruits AND vegetables, but DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE.  Whether fruits one day, vegetables another or fruits and vegetables on the same day… there is no difference, this GM diet is just pure torture.

My loving work colleagues have been giving me full support now… basically because they ran out of jokes on Day 2 (not a creative bunch).  With this diet, the only light at the end of the tunnel is the light in my bathroom at the end of my hallway.

The results for Day 3: I lost 1 pound.  Bringing me to a lean 222 lbs.  This 1 pound is not very motivating as I look forward to a horrible day 4.

This is what I have to look forward to on the GM diet for Day 4:

“Eat up to 8 bananas and drink 3 glasses of milk. Day Four makes up for the lost potassium and sodium.”

 My overall comments about Day 4:  This would really be awesome if I were a monkey, but I’m not, so really not looking forward to this.   

See other articles on my GM diet progress:

“GM Diet – Day 2 Recap – Battling Birthday Cake”

“GM Diet – Day 1 – Recap”

“GM Diet – Day 1. Weigh In”

“My pre-diet report”

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