GM Diet Day 4 recap. Farewell

Posted on 14. Feb, 2009 by The Troll in Fat attack, Funny Videos

(Watch the video after you read) Well I made it to Day 4 of the GM diet. I woke up strong… I had my stalk of bananas on the kitchen counter anxiously awaiting me. My milk was chilled at exactly the right temperature and I was down seven pounds. I felt good… NO … I felt great. Then I ate my first banana.

It was awesome, especially washed down with the guardian of vitamin D… milk. BUT my stomach was not phased with this influx of calories. So I had another banana. Now note….the GM diet day 4 only allows you bananas and milk and some garbage soup that you can make. The soup sounds just like what Yoda was eating in The Empire Strikes Back – swamp scene.

The second banana did not go down as well. My confidence took a hit. Just then as I was choking down the last bits of the second banana the phone rang. It was my work colleague who was supposed to be on this rotten GM diet with me. The key words here are “supposed to be.” Well she starts off with all this jabber… “Oh my god, my head was spinning last night and like my fiancée was complaining I was being really nasty with him… and my stomach was bothering me.” BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I knew where this conversation was going to lead. Yep, she quit the diet… but not on Day 4… on Day 3.

To make matters worse she also informed me that another colleague at work who was “supposedly” on the GM diet had quit as well. My motivation was completely drained. I put down the phone. Suddenly I started to hear voices. “EAT ME”, “EAT ME”. DAMN… my arch enemy Stouffers Frozen Supreme Pizza was calling me from the freezer. “EAT ME”, “EAT ME”…. GOOD GOD… the Oreo Double Stuffed Cookies were calling me as well.

I fought through it. I held on for another two hours and choked down another banana. This one went down like a rock. The voices kept coming. I pounded another glass of milk. Three hours later I had my fourth banana and then I just threw in the towel. I quit, but I did lose seven pounds.

“I’ll SEE YOU IN HELL GM DIET” I yelled as I opened the pantry and literally attacked anything and everything in my path. If you are familiar with the cartoon Charlotte’s Web… I was like the rat Templeton when he was at the county fair and went on a massive eating binge. YOU MUST Watch the video, this was me.

I’m going on a new diet and will keep you all posted. Stay tuned.

See other articles on my GM diet progress:

“GM Diet - Day 3 Recap”

“GM Diet – Day 2 Recap – Battling Birthday Cake”

“GM Diet – Day 1 – Recap”

“GM Diet – Day 1. Weigh In”

“My pre-diet report”

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