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GM Diet. Recap of Day 1

Posted on 10. Feb, 2009 by The Troll in Fat attack

Well I made it through Day 1… against all odds.  My work office held only temptations.  In every corner, in every hallway, in every cubicle lurked evil.  Snack devils everywhere offering me chips, candy and anything else that was not fruit… the only ingredient I could eat on this torturous GM diet.

Whenever I felt temptation, I turned to my apple.  When I felt weak, I turned to my 3 lb container of watermelon.  And when I didn’t think I could last another minute on this GM diet, I turned to my pink grapefruit.  GOD I WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR A PIECE OF PASTA!!!

Oh and how could I forget, when I could not turn to my apple, watermelon or grapefruit, I had WATER to turn to…. over 12 glasses.  I have never visited the rest room so much in my life.  I was there so often I actually ripped the zipper clear off my pants. 

The results:  Well I still look like a small buffalo.  I still feel like a small buffalo BUT am remaining positive but I’m 2 lbs lighter, bringing me to 227.

I now have Day 2 to look forward to…

GM Diet Day 2 Details:
Eat all vegetables - raw or cooked - of your choice in any quantity. A cooked vegetable does not mean vegetables made in curry or with spices. You can make food palatable by adding a dollop of butter or some salad dressing to it. This is taken for energy and balance. You can start the day by eating a baked potato but the rest of the vegetables consumed during the day should be calorie free and rich in nutrition and fiber.
You can also try sautéed vegetables. Boil the vegetables of your choice, once they are boiled drain the water out of them, lightly sauté them in a teaspoon of butter, add a little salt and you are done.
Stay tuned for updates and check out past posts on diet:
- “GM Diet – Day 1. Weigh In”
- “My pre-diet report”

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