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GM Diet. Unleashed writer’s progress - pre-start

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by P Syrek in Fat attack

I have officially declared tomorrow, Monday, February 9, 2009 as my official start date of the GM diet. The official weigh in is at 6 AM EST. I feel like a boxer… weighing in before a fight… or in my case a small Sumo wrestler.

A little bit about this diet. I have had many colleagues at work try this diet and they swear by it. I have to tell you though, after the GM diet, they did not look like they lost a pound… no less an ounce… but they still swear by it. But it’s not just about losing weight… apparently the GM diet also detoxifies you. I can use that, but the weight loss is top priority at this stage of my life.

Each day for a week I will be giving my GM diet updates starting tomorrow.

Here’s Day 1 Menu: February 9, 2009

“Eat as many fruits as you want. No bananas though. If watermelon or cantaloupe is available, take huge quantities of it. Watermelon will enable you to lose 3-4 lbs on the first day. Day One would prepare the system for the week to come.”

*Overall for each day:

“According to the diet, you must completely abstain from drinking alcohol. You should ideally take 10-15 glasses of water everyday as it helps flush out the toxins from your body. You can consume the following beverages - water flavored with lemon, club soda, black coffee - no cream, no substitutes and no sugar.
Important: No fruit juices before Day Seven.”

 
My overall comments: Being I detest fruit and only drink water accidentally while bathing or swimming, my first day on the GM diet is going to be terrible. Now if you read carefully, the first day states that if you eat huge amount of cantaloupe and watermelon, you can lose 3 to 4 pounds in the first day. WOW! So all I need to do is follow the first day’s menu for another 7 days and I’ll be back in shape. OK maybe not.

Stay tuned for updates.

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