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Holy Sh#t. Cool Whip is in a can now.

Posted on 12. Jun, 2008 by P Syrek in Fat attack

Oh Chunky bretherens, this marks a historical moment… Cool Whip is now in a can. No more battling with the tub and trying to scrape off whip from the spoon. The tub was just so 80’s. In the commercials they always showed this hand perfectly scooping out a spoon full of topping and it perfectly falling atop of cherry pie. My spoon full always stuck and fell atop of the cake like a racoon taking a wicked dump. No presentation. Well the aerosol spray is going to change all that. God bless Kraft. 

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Tags: aerosol, can, cool whip, kraft, pie