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Bin Laden Pumped My Gas Once - Tshirt

The Troll — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:06:57 +0000

The war against terror is far from over. Order your “Bin Laden Pumped My Gas Once” t-shirt. A must for anyone who thinks Osama and friends are a bunch of yacks.

DUE TO POPULARITY: WE CURRENTLY ONLY HAVE LARGE SIZES IN STOCK. More are on order.

Shipping: Will arrive on your doorstep within one week from order.

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Mexico Hurricane. Joke

The Troll — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:49:10 +0000

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. (more…)

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6 foot penis costume at graduation ceremony

The Troll — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:16:14 +0000

I love this guy. This dude Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6 ft penis costume. The stage: Saratoga Performing Arts Center. The venue: Saratoga Springs High School’s graduation. The Goals: I have no idea… but let me tell you this…Saratoga Springs just has to lighten up a bit here. (more…)

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Chinese man burnt alive for not washing feet

The Troll — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:07:27 +0000

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.

Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can’t handle their liquor… or at least the Luo can’t. Christ… burning your husband to death over dirty feet… what is the Chinese punishment for cheating on your wife? (more…)

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban suffocate daughter?

The Troll — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:26:26 +0000

As we welcome Kidman and Urban’s new baby daughter… I have two words for you… “The Others”. Kidman mercilessly slaughters her children in that movie. OK… slaughter may be a harsh word, but she suffocated her two kids with pillows… that’s tough. I would hate to be her daughter, and see this movie in the years to come. Every time “Mom” comes near you in the bed, you start flipping out. “Get away from me you crazy bitch…put down that ‘Hello Kitty’ pillow”. (more…)

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Kobe’s Kissable Kid

The Troll — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:57:03 +0000

I don’t know about you but when I hear about Kobe Bryant, I want to either hear about alleged rape or slamming a basketball. Everything else is just fluff. So there’s a post about Kobe and his adorable kid. WHAT? I tell you the kid may be cute, but she just looks PISSSSSSEEDD in the pictures, and I would be. Dad should not be wasting time taking pics at an amusement parks, (more…)

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Snow White’s Evil Step Mother

The Troll — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:59:04 +0000

“Mirror more mirror on the wall, who the fairest…” Finish me off old lady and I’ll let you know. Snow White is like an appetizer compared to this witch. Snow Whites out in the forest talking with birds, frolicking with bunnies, while the step mother has the “medievel times” vibrator going 24/7 and talking to a mirror. The whole evil thing is hot as well, with the exception of when she turns into that old hag. I would have to bail at that point.

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Nunwhores.com. These people are going to hell.

The Troll — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:58:02 +0000

There are many things one can do to reach Hell. I believe I’ve come across many of them. BUT… if you really want to push things… you go out and create a porn site called Nunwhores.com. I don’t think I need to go into what this site is all about. You see, when you do something bad, there COULD BE a chance that God did not see you. BUT when you create a website with nuns doing nasty, nasty things… God is going to be surfing the web and find out. (more…)

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Planet of the Apes. How hot is original chick

The Troll — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:01:12 +0000

My friend sent me this photo of the original Planet of the Apes chick. This was the one Charlton Heston was banging. What a doll. I believe she was in both the first two original movies and you can see why. Heston had to have been going bare back with her… cause I can’t see those ape condoms fitting him.

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Holy Sh#t. Cool Whip is in a can now.

The Troll — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:40:24 +0000

Oh Chunky bretherens, this marks a historical moment… Cool Whip is now in a can. No more battling with the tub and trying to scrape off whip from the spoon. The tub was just so 80’s. In the commercials they always showed this hand perfectly scooping out a spoon full of topping and it perfectly falling atop of cherry pie.

My spoon full always stuck and fell atop of the cake like a racoon (more…)

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