http://www.unleashedhumor.com Politically correct is for Soccer Moms, for the rest of us there is Unleashed Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:16:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The war against terror is far from over.  Order your "Bin Laden Pumped My Gas Once" t-shirt.  A must for anyone who thinks Osama and friends are a bunch of yacks.  DUE TO POPULARITY:  WE CURRENTLY ONLY HAVE LARGE SIZES IN STOCK. More are on order.      Shipping:  Will arrive on your doorstep within ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/23/bin-laden-pumped-my-gas-once-tshirt/ A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/21/mexico-hurricane-joke/ I love this guy.  This dude Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6 ft penis costume. The stage: Saratoga Performing Arts Center.   The venue: Saratoga Springs High School's graduation.  The Goals:  I have no idea... but let me tell you this...Saratoga Springs just has to lighten up a ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/17/6-foot-penis-costume-causes-major-problems/ BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.  Apparently Luo (wife) and Wang (husband) can't handle their liquor... or at least the Luo can't.  Christ... burning your husband to death ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/11/chinese-man-burnt-alive-for-not-washing-feet/ As we welcome Kidman and Urban's new baby daughter... I have two words for you... "The Others".  Kidman mercilessly slaughters her children in that movie.  OK... slaughter may be a harsh word, but she suffocated her two kids with pillows... that's tough.  I would hate to be her daughter, and ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/07/nicole-kidman-and-keith-urban-suffocate-daughter/ I don't know about you but when I hear about Kobe Bryant, I want to either hear about alleged rape or slamming a basketball.  Everything else is just fluff.  So there's a post about Kobe and his adorable kid.  WHAT?  I tell you the kid may be cute, but she ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/07/kobes-kissable-kid/ "Mirror more mirror on the wall, who the fairest..."  Finish me off old lady and I'll let you know.  Snow White is like an appetizer compared to this witch.  Snow Whites out in the forest talking with birds, frolicking with bunnies, while the step mother has the "medievel times" vibrator ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/07/01/snow-whites-evil-step-mother/ There are many things one can do to reach Hell.  I believe I've come across many of them.  BUT... if you really want to push things... you go out and create a porn site called Nunwhores.com.  I don't think I need to go into what this site is all about.  ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/06/24/nunwhorescom-these-people-are-going-to-hell/ My friend sent me this photo of the original Planet of the Apes chick.  This was the one Charlton Heston was banging.  What a doll.  I believe she was in both the first two original movies and you can see why.  Heston had to have been going bare back with ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/06/17/planet-of-the-apes-how-hot-is-original-chick/ Oh Chunky bretherens, this marks a historical moment... Cool Whip is now in a can. No more battling with the tub and trying to scrape off whip from the spoon.  The tub was just so 80's.  In the commercials they always showed this hand perfectly scooping out a spoon full of ... http://www.unleashedhumor.com/2008/06/12/holy-sht-cool-whip-is-in-a-can-now/