When I was pretty young I was getting my ass beat by some thugs at school. So my parents sent me off to karate. Let me tell you, if you think you getting your ass beat before you go to karate, wait until the thugs find out you ARE going to karate. The beatings are [...]
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Thunderbolt Storm Detector - if you love storms, you’ll love this
Posted on 08. Nov, 2007 by The Troll.
“Don’t Count on Thunder. Lighting can strike from 10 miles “OUT OF A CLEAR BLUE SKY.” ThunderBolt Storm Detector warns you in time to reach safety, displaying Real-Time thunderstorm information with over 50 backlit LCD text messages updating every 15 seconds. Not a weather radio, ThunderBolt gathers its own data independent from any weather source.”
Oh, [...]
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Ohhh I despise you point rewards. I loathe you. My wife loves them. She’s in love with them. Late at night I see her cuddling with her CitiBank card. Often she takes showers with the ShopRite Price Plus Points Card and she was having a bubble bath with my Hilton Honors card the other night.
It’s [...]
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I tell you, I have a pretty tame dentist. Although I swear to god, my dentist has like Z100 on when he works on my teeth and there’s some catchy songs on. One day he was describing the whole root canal process, and that song “I’m bringing sexy back” was playing in the background.
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I saw this advertisement in the Skymall magazine on a flight recently. Alcotest 6510 Breath Tester is advertising that if you are drinking for your job (taking clients out) that this will be your savoir. Hey in theory a good idea, but let’s look at the down sides.
You are drinking with some real tight ass [...]
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Before our child my darling wife did most of the food shopping, this being because when I did the shopping I was unreliable. OK, so occasionally I brought home bruised fruit… from time to time expired milk… and who could forget the infamous “not using the ‘10 cents off’ coupon on Sara Lee frozen pound [...]
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I sat next to a mom a few days back on a flight. I fagged out and was getting all mushy talking about my daughter’s first Halloween parade at day care. Well this chick had a child who was 9 years old, blah, blah, blah and then we got into the new candy issue of this [...]
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Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two 1/4 lb.* patties of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with two slices of American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste. Go on, obsess a little."
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