Bin Laden captured by British

Posted on 18. Jan, 2008 by The Troll in Offbeat

binladensonemail.jpgWell they finally got him, Omar Osama Bin Laden, Bin Laden’s rebel 26 year old son. He was captured by a 52 year British women, Jane Felix-Brown. His imprisonment… marriage. That’s right the good name of Bin Laden has been dragged through the mud as Omar Bin Laden marries an infidel.

But that’s not the real story here. Omar, who looks exactly like his dad, but with dreadlocks and wear’s a leather jacket (almost resembles monster from Predator movie), and lovely, yet pretty damn old wife want to become “Ambassadors of Peace”. They want to educate the world, especially the West. They are planning a 3,000-mile horse race across North Africa to draw attention to the cause of peace. WHAT? Is this the “BIG PLAN”, is this going to bring us all together?

“It’s about changing the ideas of the Western mind. A lot of people think Arabs — especially the bin Ladens, especially the sons of Osama — are all terrorists. This is not the truth,” Omar told the AP last week at a cafe in a Cairo shopping mall.

I WONDER WHERE WE GOT THAT IDEA. Here’s an idea OMAR, if you want to spread some peace, I think the first person you might want to start with is dear old Dad. Work your way down from there.



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7 Comments

gr8Ape

18. Jan, 2008

Peace out Troll! The race will draw attention to world violence.

AngryMan

18. Jan, 2008

HE MARRIED A 52 YEAR OLD? He’s the son of the world’s worst terrorist and all he can score is chick twice his age? Granted, I’m sure it’s not easy to turn the whole, “I’m the son of the world’s most evil man” thing into pick up line…BUT A 52 YEAR OLD?

Anyway, back to the 3,000-mile horse race across North Africa to draw attention to the cause of peace.

…Sounds like horse shit to me! LOL!

Aussie4U

18. Jan, 2008

What a wanker this kid is!

Flaco

18. Jan, 2008

Are there such a thing as “Horse-Bombs”? We could rig the saddles and when mini-rag and the old limey climb on Ka-Boom! Maybe we’ll get lucky and take out some North Africans too. Or, just blow up the hag and water-board the little bastard until he gives up pop.

The Troll

18. Jan, 2008

I wonder this 52 year old was a virgin.

Anonymous

18. Jan, 2008

Bin Laden captured by british…

Bin Laden has been captured by British 52 year old women infidel British women and enslaved in marriage. This is actually Omar Bin Laden, his nut job son. this is a must read…

Mr. Ed

21. Jan, 2008

I’m not sure I like the idea of HORSES getting involved! It kinda makes me feel uncomfortable! I hope talking horses are exempt!

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