Terrorist birds responsible for flight 1549 crash

Posted on 16. Jan, 2009 by The Troll in Offbeat

The flight 1549 crash story is amazing and a miracle.  If you do not believe in God… you may want to after hearing this.  But is it merely as simple as a flock of birds taking out the engines or could they have been terrorist birds?  Alfred Hitchcock knew about these kind. 
Suicide birds tired of the United States’ world tyranny. Birds fighting oppression, demanding their skies back and delivering a shivering message that “we had wings first!”  For years they’ve protested by pooping on our cars, our houses, even us, but now they are taking it to the next level of terrorism. 
So what is the reward for these suicide birds once they reach the afterlife? Do they get 70 white doves?  Are their families taken care of forever… supplied with unlimited worms and a huge nest at the highest branch?

We may never know but let’s talk seriously.  This was a miracle and all survived… therefore there can be a little light on the topic.  A huge THANK YOU goes out to the pilot of flight 1549, Captain Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger III  a former United States Air Force fighter pilot.  You are a hero Sir.  A huge “F U” goes out to the birds.



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NyKKiWyKKi

16. Jan, 2009

shows u ppl still live in fear. what about the christian fundamentalists that bombed an abortion clinic that decapitated 1 person?

terrorist american. i guess the fundamentalist side made out of Islam is not all u should worry about.

hi

16. Jan, 2009

i’m going to go ahead and call the plane itself a terrorist. i mean, look how guilty that plane looks in the water like that. definitely a terrorist, no doubt. just floating there…what does it think it’s doing?!

NyKKiWyKKi

16. Jan, 2009

i see no joke in this. u do know that there is a animal rights group that r considered Terrorists in the US. along with ROTT, Revenge Of The Trees, an environmentalist group.

I would like to see animal rights group strike against this. Stupidity of this country.

NyKKiWyKKi

16. Jan, 2009

Evangelical Alliance
In November 2006 the Evangelical Alliance, which represents 1.2 million Christians in the United Kingdom, released a report which stated that violent revolution should be regarded as a viable response if British legislation encroaches further on Christian rights: “If, as most Christians accept, they should be politically involved in democratic processes, many believe this may, where necessary, take the form of active resistance to the state. This may encompass disobedience to law, civil disobedience, involving selective, non-violent resistance or, ultimately, violent revolution.”.[141] Very Rev. Colin Slee, the Dean of Southwark, said such actions would send out a confused message, as “the fundamental themes of the gospel are love and reconciliation, not violent revolution.”[141] Aversion to physical violence for the defense or propagation of the faith has been the norm for most major evangelical faiths, who take the Scripture as their supreme authority. As it was for the primitive New Testament church, which found the New Covenant disallowing such.

NyKKiWyKKi

16. Jan, 2009

I just hope you were joking.

Jeff

17. Jan, 2009

I am sure PETA and the ACLU will come forward to protect the rights of these extremist birds. My guess are Canadian Geese.. like they say in South Park.. BLAME CANADA! This is where these extremist birds sneak their way accross the border into the US.

KILLER BIRD FROM BODEGA BAY

10. Feb, 2009

LOOK MY FELLOW BIRDS ITS JOHN TRAVOLTAS 707 HOW MANY OF YOUR KIND HAS HE SUCKED INTO HIS ENGINES WHILE HE IS TELLING ALL HUMANS HOW TO LIVE WHATS HE GOT DOING THIS? HE IS A HYPOTCRIT STRIKE MY BROTHER AND SISTER BIRDS ATTACK KILL,KILL,KILL

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