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SuperCattle The Cartoon

THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERCATTLEsupercattleemail.jpg                             

SuperCattle is a super hero defending the rights of cattle throughout the world.  He fights the forces of evil with the help of his fearless group of followers known as The Stampede.  Against SuperCattle,  The Desperados, the evil group headed by The Mouth, and his henchmen:  Tex, The Vegetables and many others villains trying to promote beef as a main source of the world’s diet. 

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The Stampede - SuperCattle’s Followers

 

wondermutt708email.jpgWONDERMUTT:  Super Cattle’s courageous canine sidekick.  Wonder Mutt was brought up in the horrible confines of Grogo’s Pet Shop.  Grogo was a mean store owner, so mean Wonder Mutt still has “doggie nightmares” from time to time.  Wonder Mutt joined the Stampede after the infamous Grogo’s Pet Store Revolution of 89, where Wonder Mutt formed and led a team of valiant animals to successfully overthrowing the miserable Grogo.  Wonder Mutt possesses the super powers of scent, hearing and a vicious tail wag.

stick718email.jpgSTICK: He’s one “stick in the mud” that’s not boring. Stick was welcomed to The Stampede after being found by Wonder Mutt.  The story goes, Wonder Mutt was engaging in a friendly game of “fetch” and Stick just happened to be there.  Stick possesses the power of patience, or so he says but his origins are shady.  Many believe he may be from a branch of the evil Pine, but no one is sure yet.

 

sandeep718email.jpgSANDEEP KUMAR RAJAGOPALAN:  GOT GANESH? The Stampede has outsourced its operations and made Sandeep the head of The Stampede Strategic Planning Unit.  Armed with vast intelligence, a Degree from Madras University, strong religious ties to cows and a mean accent, he is the mastermind behind the fight against evil.  He is not very exciting or amusing, but as the saying goes “he’s good people”.

                                                                                                                                                                                    liz718email.jpgLIZ: Liz gave up a modeling career with National Geographic to join up with The Stampede.  He’s a great dancer, a great singer and most of all, a great kisser.   

 

 

The Desperados - SuperCattle Hater

 

mouth708email.jpgTHE MOUTH: The evil Chairman of Beef Cuts Distributions and leader of the Desperados.  He supplies the world with beef and hates SuperCattle and The Stampede.  He likes his scotch, cigars and loves to see cattle miserable.  He is a ruthless mouth, but he has a weakness.  There is cavity out there, a cavity after him.  He knows not if it is real or a figment of his imagination, but it’s out there, it’s out there!

tex708ver2email.jpgTEX:  Tex is the spawn of a rodeo clown gone bad.  He is The Mouth’s not so reliable sidekick. His lust for Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots and John Wayne are only surpassed by his passion for violating the rights of cattle throughout the world.  Favorite movies:  “Shane”, “Urban Cowboy”, and “The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly”.    

 

1badkat718email.jpg1 BAD KAT: Owner of Mc Lion Burgers and a client of The Mouth’s Beef Cut’s Distribution. Tired with the taste of zebra, he grew fond of beef and less fond of SuperCattle. He has a horrible temper, but manages to run a very respectable fast food chain.  He additionally alines with The Mouth to ensure his beef supply.

 

*The Vegetables (a sub-division of the Desperados)

The Vegetables are a clan of vegetables working for The Mouth.  They are desperately trying to promote beef in order to save themselves.  It’s nothing personal, just an issue of survival


rottentomato718email.jpgROTTEN TOMATO: “Franchesco Rinaldi is a punk!”  Rumor has it Franchesco Rinaldi himself hand-picked The Rotten Tomato’s whole family to make his famous sauce.  Since then he’s gone rotten, hating the world. He hates Supercattle, just because he feels the world should lay off this health kick phase and just eat beef.

carrotboy718email.jpgCARROT: “What’s up doc?”  Still haunted by late episodes of “Bugs Bunny”, Carrot has a lot of emotional problems.  Not a stable vegetable, and not very tender either, but extremely belligerent. 

stalk708eamil.jpgSTALK: Celery with attitude!  A mean, mean piece of celery, you don’t want him in your salad. A strong activist of The Non-Veg club and Vegetables Against Livestock (LAV), he is a dedicated henchman for The Mouth.

soy708email.jpgSOY: “What ass#$%# created the Veggie Burger?”  Distraught by the fact that the world has turned to soy for many meals, his only mission in life is to destroy all health stores.  He also hates Supercattle and will do anything to promote beef.

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