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by The Troll - Published: December 27th, 2007

flirtemail.jpgThis is an article by David Zinczenko on yahoo.  OK Zinczenko, I’m sold on your article on how flirting can help your relationship, now give me some tips on how I’m going to sell this madness to my wife.  OHHH, but I spoke too soon… Zinczenko, gives these four benefits in his article that will surely help you explain flirting to your significant other:

- Flirting Gives You Confidence
- Flirting Keeps You Sharp
- Flirting Lets You Build Up Sexual Energy
- Flirting Reminds You How Good You Have It

OK so your wife catches you flirting with the customer service chick at Babies R US.  At first she is really pissed.  #1 Because you wrote your cell # on the back of the gift receipt and she needs that receipt for her friend’s baby shower.  #2  Because you are FLIRTING. 

Tempers flair!  A “Tickle me Elmo” doll is thrown to the floor.  Next she goes for the Pamper’s Pull Ups “48 pack” and tosses it at your head.  Finally, the cliché… yet effective… kick to the nuts.  Read more…


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