I’ve seen some really bad dating shows in my time, but Hell Date has topped most of them.  Essentially they put some poor sap on the show (male or female) to go on a blind date.  The date is a scam.  They have some actor as the blind date and they create a stupid -horrible date situation.  These dates are so unbelievably bad that I don’t know how the person on it doesn’t just jump up halfway through it and scream “Am I on that stupid Hell Date show?”  It is a low budget, ghetto version of Punked. 
Now I can forgive the horrific acting and stupid situations but the kicker at the end of each date is they have some ugly, ugly midget come out, dressed as a f#ckin devil… with a pitch fork and he starts poking the people. He looks like Flavor Flav’s “Mini-Me”.  The midget does not say a word, he just comes out and just stands there and waves his head back and forth and wields the pitch fork.
Because the show is so bad… when the cast tells the person they are on Hell Date… they don’t even know what the hell they are talking about.  Unless you are in Baghdad and you only have one English TV station, don’t watch this show.