Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado….And off they whirled to the land of OZ.  They finally made it to the Emerald City…and went to find the Great Wizard

‘What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?’

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:  “I’ve come for some courage.” Read more…

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York … now this has happened to her.She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: - How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I’ve just found out it’s all your fault! Well, what have you got to say? There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again: - Did you hear me? Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice in a barely audible whisper, he asks: - Who’s speaking?

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked
her if she had a good time.
Chelsea replies she had a wondful time and she
thinks she’s in love.
Hillary then asks, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”
Chelsea replies, “Not according to Dad.”

Bill Clinton and the Pope both die.  Before they make their way to their rightful after-life locations for eternity, the powers from above decide that each of them should experience the opposite site for a day.  Therefore The Pope would go to Hell and Bill Clinton would go to Heaven for a day.

The day passed and The Pope starts to walk towards Heaven and Bill starts to walk towards Hell.  While in purgatory, they pass each other and start to make small talk.  Bill Clinton asks the Pope “Did you see Hitler?” the Pope replies “yes” and then the Pope asks Bill excitedly “did you see the Virgin… Mary?”

Bill Clinton pauses, smiles and says “Oh Father, you’re about 5 minutes too late”.